earthstained asked: Dirk
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“Dirk you haven’t eaten in two days now.”
“I’m okay. I’m just really into this project.”
“No, Dirk, you need to eat. Please?”
“Alright, alright. Just give me 15 mintues, okay?”
“DIRK STRIDER, IF YOU DO NOT COME HERE RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOVE THIS LOVELY MEAL DOWN YOUR THROAT RIGHT NOW.”
“Alright, alright Jane, chill, I’ll come right now.”
“Thank you, Dirk."
tsukishima-tadashi asked: Cronkri??
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“Hey baby, how are you doing?”
“That is not an appropriate dialogue, Cronus! What if I had bad experiences regarding those terms? I could have been triggered very badly and then I would never be able to mmmmmmmmph!”
“You talk a lot, but you’re a great kisser, you know that?”
kiln-sea asked: John X Roxy ?
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“Well, Roxy, why did you want me to wizard costume?”
“No reason…”
sparkofstorm asked: Would you maybe do eridan
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“Well if it isn’t the Marquise de Mindfang. I’ve been looking for you.”
“And Dualscar Orphaner. To what do I owe the pleasure?
"You sank my ship.”
“Well don’t you have plenty more?”
“That’s not the point. We had a truce.”
“Oh, but Eridan, you’re so much fun to play with. You expect me just to ignore you?”
“I’m… that’s not the point! We agreed to work together and you just broke that trust.”
“I suppose now you need to punish me. :::;)”
“Well, I wouldn’t put it like that, but…”
asinglecake-deactivated20190820 asked: Dave
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“Look you asshole, just because you don’t give two shits about the quadrants doesn’t mean that you’re not going to hurt Terezi!”
“Look, dude it’s my relationship and I don’t need a crabby little shortstack lecturing me about how to hang out.”
“Hah hah, your human word-based wit has slain me. Yes, my sign is a crab, can we fucking move past that?”
“Hey man, that pun was completely… punintentional.”
“God I fucking hate everything about you.”
“What, do you want to make out now? Should I drop my pants right now?”
“That’s not how it would works you fucking dumbass.”
“That doesn’t answer my quesiton.”
“…”
catastrophicacrimony-deactivate asked: Sollux
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“And if you look here, it’s more likely that any civilizations would have formed in this area, so-”
“Well, thank you Sollux, but anything more specific and it would just take the fun out of it.”
“I don’t see what difference it makes. But I guess it’s your thing.”
“It’s about the adventure, the discovery! It takes a while, but it’s always worth it in the end, even if I don’t find anything.”
“It sounds lonely.”
“Well, I wouldn’t mind have some company. :)”
“Hm. I’ll have to think about it.”
“Riiiiiiiight.”
“Fine, fine. What do I need to grab?”
arrothatoneguy-deactivated20140 asked: john x vriska
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“Vriska!”
“What do you need, John?”
“Vriska!"
"I’m right here, John.”
“Vriska!”
“John, what are you doing?”
“Vriska!!!”
“John if this is just that thing where you say ‘I lo-’”
“I LOVE YOU VRISKA!”
“……..I love you too, John."
stewna asked: latula/mituna
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“Hey there Gamer Girl.”
“Oh wassup my rad brother! Give me five.”
“Relax, Latula, it’s just me.”
“Oh, okay. How are you doing, Mituna?”
“I’m mostly doing pretty good. I had a slight headache earlier, but it’s feeling better now.”
“Mituna, you really need to do something about those, please.”
“Latula, don’t worry about it. I promise, okay? I’m not going to let them hurt me or anything.”
“Well, if you promise…”
“I do. I’m not going anywhere, Pyrope. You’re stuck with me. I promise.”
realyandereguy asked: PrinCest (Eridan x Dirk)
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“Well I think you’re not paying enough attention to me!”
“Eridan, calm down. I took two hours off to work on a project, that doesn’t mean I don’t love you anymore.”
“*Sniff* really?”
“Well, somebody as smoking hot as you, how could I stop loving you?”
“Thank you, Dirk. I’m sorry for panicking.”
“Don’t worry about it, dude. Just know that I’m not gonna start loving you in a thousand years, much less two hours, okay?”
kiln-sea asked: Dave X Aradia
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“Well if this is hell, I can think of worse places to be.”
“Pass me that excavation brush.”
“Every tool here is for excavation. I’m not sure you have to specifically say it’s for excavation.”
“Well then hand me that brush please.”
“Wait, what kind of brush? Paint brush, hair brush? You got to be specific Aradia.”
“Dave, don’t make me remind you a couple thousand years so that I end up digging you up.”
“Alright, Aradia, alright."