a-problem-and-a-try asked: dad x mom(?)
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Would the lady like a cookie? She is watching her figure? Nonsense, her figure is exquisite.
The gentleman is quite an excellent baker, but his ability to make anything healthy is somewhat inhibited by an overzealous desire to make cake.
The gentleman’s son agrees. The gentleman shoos his son and and tip his hat in apology to the lady. The lady simply smiles in return.
littlecricketfiend asked: Katnep /requited/.
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“Look, I just don’t know this is going to work, okay?”
“Karkitty, you promised!”
“I know I fucking promised but if I do this I’m going to look like such a fucking idiot that I might as well toss myself off the side of the nearest cliff into a four story pile of shit.”
“B-but you promised…”
“Oh, no, don’t start crying. No look, see? I’m picking up the styrofoam sword. Here goes the cardboard boxes. You’re missing it. Nepeta, look see?”
“Th-thank you Karkitty.”
“Yeah yeah let’s just play this stupid game already.”
That’s right, its yet another Homestuck giveaway! But I like to think this one is a little special.
I have partnered up with infinitywhale, one of tumblr’s classpect experts to bring you an exciting giveaway full of thrills and excitement and lots and lots of words!
Okay but what am I getting?
Good question, disembodied voice! You see, infinitywhale does very good classpect analysis for people for a small price and since I love what he does and I want everyone to get the chance to do it, I am paying for three people to get a classpect analysis! So what’s included in this?Well, for a start you get a one on one interview with the man himself to work out what your classpect is to begin with! That’s pretty cool because if I didn’t mention it before, this guy knows his stuff pretty well! But that’s not all! Everyone gets an analysis of their classpect and what that means for them as people and their impact on the world but depending on how you place you also get:
-A more detailed explanation.
-An explanation of your inversion.
-Examples of people with your title from all across literature.
-Explanations of both the Aspect and the Class broken down with regards to your specific Title.
-Interactions with other Titles of your choosing.
-Ideas for your Land and Quest based upon your specific circumstances.
-General ideas of powers you could eventually wield.So what are the rewards? Well!
- First Place: A detailed classpect analysis, interview with infinitywhale and 4-5 of the extra features mentioned above.
- Second Place: A detailed classpect analysis, interview with infinitywhale and 1-3 of the extra features.
- Thirt Place: A detailed classpect analysis and interview with infinitywhale.
Sounds great huh? Well we gotta have rules so here we are!
- Likes and reblogs count, only one each though because tumblr doesn’t count multiple reblogs anyway!
- You do not have to be following me!
- Since there’s no physical objects involved, this is open to everyone, all over the world!
- You must have your askbox open so I can inform you if you win! After you win, infinitywhale will contact you to arrange a time to talk to you. His interviews are normally over Skype so you have to be okay with him contacting you there!
- This giveway will end four weeks from today on August 20th 2013 -winners will be decided by random number generator at midnight on the 19th!
That’s all folks! Enjoy, and good luck!
Want one of my commissions, but don’t have the cash? MThirtyOne is holding a giveaway! :D
teysaoforzhov asked: davejade
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“Hey Jade, what are you doing?”
“Well, I was trying to make you a sweater, but I can’t see color too well anymore, so I think it turned out pretty bad. :(”
“Well, I still think it looks, uh, great.”
“Daaaaave. I can tell you don’t like it.”
“No man, it’s a grade A perfect ironic sweater. I’ll wear it all the time and laugh at anyone who questions it, the plebeians.”
“Thanks Dave. :)”
srendarrsmercy asked: Equius
vomit / no way / don’t ship / ok / fucking cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / flawless / ship forever / i will ship them in hell
“Eeeeeeeequius…”
“Vriska, I am preoccupied at the moment.”
“Well, fine, I just wanted to say that I loved you, but if you’re not interested…”
“No, I apologize, I was simply-”
“Nope! It’s too late. I’m sorry Equius, it’s over.”
“No, I uh, please, uh, forgive me. I will do anything…”
“Oh shut up and kiss me you big dummy."
kaiju3 asked: Damara x Kankri
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“N9w Damara, I can see that y9u might have a hard time understanding my rhet9ric 6ecause 9f the language 6arrier, 6ut I still want y9u t9 feel safe 6ecause I l9ve y9u and if y9u 6egin t9 feel triggered at all, just let me kn9w and-”
“ただ黙ってあなたのズボンを脱ぐ。”
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There’s certainly a stupid person involved in this opinion’s writing.
I’m pretty sure it’s not John though.
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I would probably be pissed about this, but this person just implied John is stupid.
At this point, I’m not even convinced they’ve read Homestuck.
So, it’s kind of hard to be angry at this person or this opinion.
It’s like arguing with creationists.
(via vexarian)
Female Data.
CURRENT STATUS: NERDY LADY BONER.
I just realised that Data’s eyes match his uniform…. Somebody was thinking fashion forward.
More like, fashion TEN forward.
(via glitchkisser)
Commission #4, if I recall correctly. Please remember that these are all going for the express purpose of saving my ass, and that you can get details here on how to get one, and that I will love you for doing these. :)