To my non-monster watchers, have a turian peace offering for tonight’s influx
everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
i’M CRyING
if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god
i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.
I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO
i cant believe youre still human
Is it perhaps an algorithm?
(via luvbloggingandreblogging)
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG
(via dacadaca)
What hath you wrought???? Also, what do moirails do with each other, mid-orgy?? Or Austipices, for that matter??
Smell pet-peeve:
Conciliatory =/= Non-romantic. Also, just because they were not set up for the specific purpose of reproduction doesn’t mean that sex never happens between them. Presumably, auspistices’ jobs are to make sure the orgy doesn’t end with blood.
Rose <3 Kanaya
Rose <> John
Rose <3< Vriska
Kanaya o3< Rose + Vriska
Rose o3< Terezi + Gamzee
Vriska <3 John
Gamzee <> Karkat
Karkat <3/<3< Terezi
Karkat <3 Jade
Dave <3 Terezi
Dave <> Jade
I call it the PERFECTLY PLAUSIBLE ORGY.
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Trolls and Tribulations (1362 words) by InfinityWhale [AO3] -
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Rose Lalonde, Karkat Vantas, Terezi Pyrope, Gamzee Makara, Kanaya Maryam, Dave Strider
Summary:Boredom on the meteor? Rose has an answer.
My masterpiece.
(Source: archiveofourown.org)
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