“Why do bad things happen to good people?”
“Because we’re aloft in an uncaring void that doesn’t care about me or you.”
“….”
“Well don’t get upset at me for answering your questions.”
“GORDON, NO! IT’S FILZHY IN ZHERE!”
“I KNOW IT’S A FUCKING PIG STY, CLOSE IT DOWN.”
aaaa HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANNNAAAAA you gorgeous human being you, I hope you have the best birthday ever and get spoiled a ton!!
Well I never.
Well fuck.
My total rent + util is $220…
With all my commissions I’m right now at $90. So I need $130. I have no idea how to get this money. :(
That’s right, its yet another Homestuck giveaway! But I like to think this one is a little special.
I have partnered up with infinitywhale, one of tumblr’s classpect experts to bring you an exciting giveaway full of thrills and excitement and lots and lots of words!
Okay but what am I getting?
Good question, disembodied voice! You see, infinitywhale does very good classpect analysis for people for a small price and since I love what he does and I want everyone to get the chance to do it, I am paying for three people to get a classpect analysis! So what’s included in this?Well, for a start you get a one on one interview with the man himself to work out what your classpect is to begin with! That’s pretty cool because if I didn’t mention it before, this guy knows his stuff pretty well! But that’s not all! Everyone gets an analysis of their classpect and what that means for them as people and their impact on the world but depending on how you place you also get:
-A more detailed explanation.
-An explanation of your inversion.
-Examples of people with your title from all across literature.
-Explanations of both the Aspect and the Class broken down with regards to your specific Title.
-Interactions with other Titles of your choosing.
-Ideas for your Land and Quest based upon your specific circumstances.
-General ideas of powers you could eventually wield.So what are the rewards? Well!
- First Place: A detailed classpect analysis, interview with infinitywhale and 4-5 of the extra features mentioned above.
- Second Place: A detailed classpect analysis, interview with infinitywhale and 1-3 of the extra features.
- Thirt Place: A detailed classpect analysis and interview with infinitywhale.
Sounds great huh? Well we gotta have rules so here we are!
- Likes and reblogs count, only one each though because tumblr doesn’t count multiple reblogs anyway!
- You do not have to be following me!
- Since there’s no physical objects involved, this is open to everyone, all over the world!
- You must have your askbox open so I can inform you if you win! After you win, infinitywhale will contact you to arrange a time to talk to you. His interviews are normally over Skype so you have to be okay with him contacting you there!
- This giveway will end four weeks from today on August 20th 2013 -winners will be decided by random number generator at midnight on the 19th!
That’s all folks! Enjoy, and good luck!
Want one of my commissions, but don’t have the cash? MThirtyOne is holding a giveaway! :D
Johnjade?
vomit / no way / don’t ship / ok / fucking cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / flawless / ship forever / i will ship them in hell
“Hey John!”
“Hi Jade! How are you?”
“I’m doing pretty good. Whats wrong with you?”
“Well, it’s nothing, it’s just that my ear itches a bit.”
“Oh, let me get that for you.”
“Oh, you don’t have tooooooOOOOooooo.”
“Heh, I take it that feels good?”
“Y-yeah, just keep going.”
“Is that your foot thumping.”
“Um, yeah, I guess.”
“Oh my god, Jade, this is great."
Rose<3Sollux?
vomit / no way / don’t ship / ok / fucking cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / flawless / ship forever / i will ship them in hell
“Lalonde, what are you doing?”
“I’m afraid I don’t know what you are referring to, Mr. Captor.”
“What is this?”
“I do believe it’s a human sticky note. I suppose trolls never developed them?”
“No, I know what a sticky note is, but why the hell was it stuck to my computer screen.”
“Well, this is entirely conjecture mind you, but I suppose it’s possibly that if I concerned girlfriend were to notice her boyfriend being a funk, it’s the sort of think she might do to help him feel a little bit better about it?”
“That’s stupid.”
“But you kept it.”
