I’m watching Kitchen Nightmares. Gordon Ramsey is such a Prince of Heart. He’s passionate, angry, and will tear people down, but he will do so to bring out their inner passion, creativity and personal strength.He’s also capable of destroying his own heart, his own belligerent nature, to show his softer side to help people when necessary. I could go on but Gordon is such a Prince of Heart. SUCH A PRINCE OF HEART.

You are my:
[x] Acquaintance 
[] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[] Other

I think you’re:
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[x] Sexy (you commented on my story and you’re about the only person who’s done so that I haven’t forced to and that makes you SEXY)
[] Hot

We should:
[] Fight
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love 
[] Text
[] Watch films
[x] Dunno? You seem pretty cool I guess. 

I:
[] Like You
[X] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Think you’re …

I secretly:
[] Hate You
[] Love You (Blackrom is still rom)
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[x] Think You’re Cool

Should you reblog this?
[] Yes
[] No
[x] Maybe 

You are my:
[] Acquaintance 
[] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[X] Enemy
[X] Nemesis
[] Other

I think you’re:
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[X] Hot

We should:
[X] Fight
[X] Fuck
[X] Kiss
[] Make love 
[X] Text
[X] Watch films

I:
[] Like You
[X] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Think you’re …

I secretly:
[X] Hate You
[X] Love You (Blackrom is still rom)
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[] Think You’re …

Should you reblog this?
[] Yes
[] No

Already done?

You are my:
[] Acquaintance
[] Friend
[] Stranger
[] Boyfriend/Girlfriend
[] Love Interest
[] Best Friend
[] Enemy
[] Nemesis
[] Other

I think you’re:
[] Ugly
[] Ok
[] Pretty
[] Beautiful
[] Gorgeous
[] Sexy
[] Hot

We should:
[] Fight
[] Fuck
[] Kiss
[] Make love
[] Text
[] Watch films

I:
[] Like You
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Think you’re …

I secretly:
[] Hate You
[] Love You
[] Like You
[] Dislike You
[] Think You’re …

Should you reblog this?
[] Yes
[] No

I like the story, and the visceral feeling of your descriptions. I would have used different wording here and there, but…

:DDDDDD

Thank you! I’m just glad that someone actually read it. Interpretations?

asksweetcream:

comacoat:

dustonthedesk:

ishouldleavenow:

asgardianarmy:

please-stay-perfect:

pinkie-pie-party:

bitch-im-cool:

kingdomheartsrocks:

guarneres:

#THE WEIRDER THE BETTER

Yesssssssssss

[[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]]

Please omg

BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER

Is that Charlie?

I want a full on scenario

Interesting…

full-on scenario sounds p. swank.

hetaliahomestuckandcrossovers:

infinitywhale:

polycoria:

infinitywhale:

I hate Eridan Ampora.

Well so do I BUT AT LEAST I APPRECIATE HIS CHARACTER

What is there to appreciate? A genocidal, whiny douchebag who continuously destroys ever good thing he has?

Let’s not get into this. I need to sleep tonight.

At least he’s semi-loyal to what he cares about. I’d want a boyfriend who destroyed everything that threatened me. And since we both have extraordinary issues we could yell at each other for hours and then cry with each other and maybe make progress. So yeah. I like Eridan. *shrugs*

HE DOESN’T HAVE ‘ISSUES’. HE HAS ISSUES. LIKE SERIOUS MENTAL ISSUES THAT CAUSED HIM TO KILL SOMEBODY BECAUSE THEIR RELATIONSHIP WASN’T WORKING OUT.

What is the reason for your hate?

The post was mostly motivated by something my kismesis posted. I, however, dislike him for being a genocidal fuck-up who ruined everything out of spite.

polycoria:

infinitywhale:

I hate Eridan Ampora.

Well so do I BUT AT LEAST I APPRECIATE HIS CHARACTER

What is there to appreciate? A genocidal, whiny douchebag who continuously destroys ever good thing he has?

Let’s not get into this. I need to sleep tonight.

I hate Eridan Ampora.