Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
Earnest Hemmingway (via psych-quotes)

gruffen:

carry-on-my-blue-eyed-angel:

apsilpastille:

blainedarling:

heysammy:

a-sorta-fairytale:

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

#it’s raining men

#its raining men, and women, a few celestial beings, two timelords and a sociapath.

#hallelujah

sukithefangirl:

tiesexual:

rdr4gon:

i made it into pages because i couldnt even read the words

so here it is

my Dad Egbert feels

what he did on john’s birthday

DID YOU WANT ME TO CRY

DID YOU

*sobbing*

sophie-bennettt:

taykash:

panasonicyouth:

3go:

boozledorf:

hats-and-horses:

raikoh14:

This guy made a painting in less than 90  seconds.

Sweet holy Jesus he just fooled everyone

Holy shit, that is not at all what I was expecting.

at first i was

image

then i was like

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worth every second

omg

Bless this

Benefits of Increasing Minimum Wage in the US

crablouse:

http://www.dol.gov/minwage/

Keep in mind that this is the official department of labor website.

If you’re against minimum wage increase you should:

- consider living on minimum wage for a day with a full blown family.
- consider the fact that simple shit like college tuition is increasing, interest rates for student loans doubled, and more students are unable to attend college for that reason.
- ask how are people supposed to get a college education if it is becoming more expensive and we don’t have the funds to cover it?

To end this, let’s do a fun activity!
Visit this website and choose your state (you will be shown minimum wage). Let’s take me for example, I live in Texas so my minimum wage should be $7.25

Multiply the rate by 40. Usually full time workers work 40 hours. For me, this came out to $290 a week
Whatever your result is, multiply that by 4 (since there are 4 weeks in a month). My result came out to $1,160.

Go to craigslist.com and go to the apartments section. You can visit any other website as well, doesn’t have to be craigslist, it could be apartments.com or whatever.
Try to look for the most inexpensive apartment you can find (typing in STUDIO will probably help).

This is the part where we start subtracting! Now subtract the apartment rent, electricity, internet, monthly cell phone service, gasoline for car, insurance, food, netflix subscription etc.

The next part is fun when you realize that your checks get taxed to hell.

Sign the petition to raise minimum wage here.

gullivercandy:
“ in which dave is the annoying brother when friends are over
”

gullivercandy:

in which dave is the annoying brother when friends are over

penccils:

thiefofdick:

stop motion animation more like

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS ANIMATION

hemosnixuality:

heathers-rivera:

image

I AM PEEING MYSELF