


karkat appreciation goddamn
like in the middle off all this shit
JUST A LITTLE TO THE LEFT
THERE YOU GO




carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
CG: BRO ARE YOU OK.
CG: HEY
CG: OH GOD
CG: WHAT HAVE I DONE.
CG: SOLLUX?
CG: PLEASE TELL ME THAT’S JUST HONEY.
CG: PLEASE JUST BE HONEY PLEASE JUST BE HONEY PLEASE JUST BE HONEY
CG: HAHA, OK, MAKE-BELIEVE TIME IS OVER!
CG: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
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“SHE’S A PERSON WITH FEELINGS YOU RAVING DOUCHE!”
-Defending Nepeta
CCG: I REALLY HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE, BUT
CCG: I SHOULD TRY TO REVIVE THEM FIRST.
CCG: I KNOW DERSE AND PROSPIT ARE GONE, BUT IF THERE’S ANY CHANCE AT ALL THEY SURVIVED I’VE GOT TO TRY.
CCG: I’M NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO GOING NEAR THAT HORN PILE THOUGH.
CCG: WHAT IF HE’S BEEN IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME???
CCG: I AM SHITTING MYSELF SO HARD HERE, I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO.
CCG: GUESS I HAVE TO BRAVE IT FOR FEFERI’S SAKE.
PAST cuttlefishCuller [PCC] 380 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PCC: For my sake? 38)
PCC: W)(at do you mean, Crabcatc)(?
CCG: OH GOD, FEFERI…
PCC: Is any of t)(is serious?
PCC: It’s so )(ard to tell! All of your memos )(ave been so outrageous, I can’t even decide w)(at to take seriously anymore.
PCC: T)(is one sounds like the biggest w)(opper of all, to be conknest!
CCG: YES I AM DEAD “GLUBBING” SERIOUS, OK.
PCC: STILL SOUNDS PRETTY FIS)(Y TO M-E!!! 38D
CCG: FEFERI, I’M SORRY.
CCG: IT WAS MY FAULT, I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
PCC: Sorry for w)(at??
CCG: FOR
CCG: I
CCG: I CAN’T DO THIS
CCG: IT’S TOO MUCH FOR ME, I’M SORRY.
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EB: oh no!
EB: are you in some sort of trouble?
EB: is it jack?
EB: karkat???
EB: what’s going on?
CG: OH GOD THE HONKING
CG: WHY WON’T THE HONKING STOP
CG: I HAVE TO GO
CG: SORRY FOR BEING SUCH A DOUCHE TO YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS.
CG: I HOPE YOU CAN SUCCEED AS A LEADER WHERE I FAILED MISERABLY.
— carcinoGeneticist [CG] ceased trolling ectoBiologist [EB] —
PCG: IT MEANS *I* FUCKED SOMETHING UP.
PCG: HE’S MY RESPONSIBILITY, I HAVE TO MAKE SURE HE’S SAFE.
PCG: AND I DIDN’T DO THAT.
PCG: ONE TIME, ONE OF THE DOOMED ARADIAS TOLD ME SHE CAME FROM A TIME WHERE HE FLIPPED OUT AND KILLED EVERYBODY, BECAUSE OF MY FAILURE.
PCG: I DIDN’T TAKE HER SERIOUSLY, BUT I SHOULD HAVE.
PCG: SHE WAS CONSTANTLY FIXING MY FUCKUPS.
PCG: ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE ALWAYS COMING BACK TO TELL ME HOW SOME HASTY SHIT I DID WITH FROG BREEDING OR WHATEVER WOULD MAKE IT BE IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN.
PCG: MY OWN PERSONAL MISTAKES PROBABLY ACCOUNTED FOR MORE DOOMED ARADIABOTS THAN ANYTHING ELSE.
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Look at this sweet baby! He is the nicest troll and carries the personal responsibility of protecting everyone- he even helps Eridan and Tavros when he really has no time to. Yes, he was jealous of Dave and so made a goofy chart in order to fix things, which seems like it was normal in troll society. And he ended up getting tangled in a cloak like a little ball of cute. How can you think this adorable cry baby who wants to protect everyone and blames himself when he fails is an Eridan level douche?
Come on.